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    June 26

    择妻

          
           饥饿的狗总是比同类提前谋划抢一块更大的骨头!面对自己的终身大事,该如何择妻呢?切听俺慢慢道来:

           :拿得出手。短短四字,寓意深远。~~~老婆不光是自己的,还要拉出来见人!远房亲戚可以老死不相往来,可街坊邻居那是抬头不见低头见。假如俺那亲爱的另一半使邻居家的小孩一见就哭,或者走上街头,辛苦的司机师傅们总是魂飞天外,屡屡引发交通事故,那么俺们未来的日子离幸福这俩字恐怕要在千里之外!再说了,谁谈恋爱不都图个两情相悦,花好月圆么,似乎谈婚论嫁与扶贫和慈善事业挨不上,所以一定要牢记:找自己喜欢的美女,让恐龙灭绝去吧! 
            
            第二:要适可而止。说的粗俗点,找女朋友之前,先撒泡尿照照自己:美若天仙,家财万贯,才华横溢的奇女子凭什么就要嫁给灰头土脸,穷的叮当,不学无术的武大郎?就算鲜花插在牛粪上,那也得是一堆天天发酵,营养丰富的新鲜牛粪!!!所以说中人以上之姿是好妻子的最佳选择。除非俺天赋异禀,气量超人,可以娶个天仙妹妹,否则一般人是很难忍受每天戴一摞绿帽子的! 

            第三:举的起手。这一点很重要,好多人没意识到。人类社会经过母系,父系,进化到如今,男人和女人的地位发生了很多微妙的变化。未来的妻子必须具有独立的人格,独立的经济意识(这与女权运动无关),如果俺的太太将来无论在家还是社会,说的话还没蚊子放的屁管用,那么这个男人就累了,进而就废了!

            第四:握得住手。自己的孩子别人的老婆,自古以来人们都这样说。老跟着别的男人跑的女人不是好女人,自己的老婆都管不住的男人那简直不能叫爷们。但是,生活是流动的,俺不可能象狗崽队一样天天盯着她;生活又是发展的,比俺更加出类拔翠的成功男士如雨后的萝卜!(春笋已不能形容其数量之巨大)生活又是五彩缤纷,充满诱惑的,因此,未来爱人的品德就相当重要,天生潘金莲,呵呵,自认倒霉吧!握得住手,更多的不是用手,而是用心!
     
           第五:放得开手。十年修得同船渡,百年修得共枕眠,万事都讲一个缘,如果情尽缘散,要敢于果断地放手,给彼此一个自由的空间。只要一旦拥有,何必天长地久!太过美丽辉煌的东西往往转瞬即逝,彼此深深的祝福,不但是一种风度,更是一种慈悲!为了生活也罢,为了理想也好,当短暂的分别不可避免时,你能不担心她红杏出墙,老人和孩子交给她都很放心,还可以吃的下睡的香,那就叫幸福。得妻如此,夫复何求?!
    打击盗版,翻录必究!

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    . zerawrote:
    很有想法,但愿你早日找到一个跟你一样有思想的贤妻。
    June 28

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